Pop Quiz Commercial Real Estate Investing

I read once that if you took all the real estateValentine's Day was that her lover would show up at
lawyers in Illinois and laid them end to end along theher door, dressed in a white tuxedo with tails and a
equator - it would be a good idea to leave themtop hat, and present her with a beautiful bouquet of
there. That's what I read. What do you suppose thatflowers. You've rented the tuxedo, but now you are
means?concerned about how much money you are spending.
I have written before about the need to exerciseTRUE OR FALSE: Since flowers are pretty much all
due diligence when purchasing commercial real estate.the same, it is OK for you to skip the roses and
The need to investigate, before Closing, everyshow up with a bouquet of fresh yellow dandelions.
significant aspect of the property you are acquiring.Scenario No. 2: For several years you eyesight
The importance of evaluating each commercial realdeteriorated to the point where you can barely see
estate transaction with a mindset that once theyour alarm clock. You are now considering corrective
Closing occurs, there is no going back. The Seller haseye surgery so you won't need glasses. Your
your money and is gone. If post-Closing problemssister-in-law had corrective eye surgery and has had
arise, Seller's contract representations and warrantiesspectacular results. She recommends her eye
will, at best, mean expensive litigation. CAVEATsurgeon, but mentions the cost is about $5,700 for
EMPTOR! "Let the buyer beware!"both eyes and that the surgery is not covered by
Paying extra attention at the beginning of ainsurance. A few years ago, you had surgery to
commercial real estate transaction to "get it right"correct your hemorrhoids and it cost you only eight
can save tens of thousands of dollars when the dealhundred bucks.
goes bad. It's like the old Fram® oil filter sloganTRUE OR FALSE: Since surgeons all went to medical
during the 1970's: "You can pay me now - or pay meschool and are all medical doctors, you are being
later". In commercial real estate, however, "later"frugal and wise by asking the surgeon who
may be too late.performed your hemorrhoid surgery to perform your
Buying commercial real estate is NOT like buying acorrective eye surgery.
home. It is not. It is not. It is NOT.Scenario No. 3: Several years ago, when you first got
In Illinois, and many other states, virtually everymarried, you asked a former classmate who is a
residential real estate closing requires a lawyer forlawyer to represent you in the purchase of your
the buyer and a lawyer for the seller. This is probablytownhome. The cost was only $375. A year later,
smart. It is good consumer protection.you started a family and decided you needed a Will.
The "problem" this causes, however, is that everyThe same attorney prepared Wills for you and your
lawyer handling residential real estate transactionswife for a total cost of $700. You started your own
considers himself or herself a "real estate lawyer",business and your attorney friend formed a
capable of handling any real estate transaction thatcorporation for you and charged you only $600 plus
may arise.the cost of the corporate minute book. Years later,
We learned in law school that there are only twowhen your son was arrested for misdemeanor
kinds of property: real estate and personal property.reckless driving, your attorney friend handled the
Therefore - we intuit - if we are competent tocriminal case and got your son off with supervision
handle a residential real estate closing, we must befor only $1,500.
competent to handle a commercial real estate closing.Your business has been successful and you have built
They are each "real estate", right?a pretty sizable nest egg, but you are tired of
ANSWER: Yes, they are each real estate. No, theyworking for every dime and want to try investing in
are not the same.real estate. You have your eye on a strip shopping
The legal issues and risks in a commercial real estatecenter. It includes a grocery store, bank, hardware
transaction are remarkably different from the legalstore, dry cleaners (on a month to month tenancy),
issues and risks in a residential real estate transaction.a couple of fast food restaurants, a gift shop, dental
Most are not even remotely similar. Attorneysoffice, bowling alley (with a lease about to expire),
concentrating their practice handling residential realand wraps behind a gas station/mini-mart on the
estate closings do not face the same issues ascorner. The purchase price is $8,000,000, but the net
attorneys concentrating their practice in commercialoperating income looks pretty good. You figure if you
real estate.turn the bowling alley into a full service restaurant
It is a matter of experience. You either know thebanquet facility, and convert the dry cleaners into a
issues and risks inherent in commercial real estate24-hour coin laundry, the net operating income will
transactions - and know how to deal with them - orincrease and the shopping center will turn into a
you don't.spectacular investment. You plan to pull together
A key point to remember is that the myriadmuch of your life savings and put down $2,000,000
consumer protection laws that protect residentialto buy this strip shopping center, borrowing the
home buyers have no application to - and provide nobalance of $6,000,000. You remember that your
protection for - buyers of commercial real estate.lawyer friend handled the purchase of your home
Competent commercial real estate practice requiresseveral years ago, so you know he handles real
focused and concentrated investigation of all issuesestate.
material to the transaction by someone who knowsTRUE OR FALSE: Commercial real estate is the same
what they are looking for. In short, it requires theas residential real estate [Hey, its all dirt, isn't it (?)],
exercise of "due diligence".so you are being a shrewd businessman by hiring
I admit - the exercise of due diligence is not cheap,your lawyer friend who will charge much less than a
but the failure to exercise due diligence can create alawyer who handles shopping center purchases
financial disaster for the commercial real estateseveral time a year. [What is this "due diligence" stuff
investor. Don't be "penny wise and pound foolish".anyway?]
If you are buying a home, hire an attorney whoANSWERS:
regularly represents home buyers. If you are buyingIf you answered "TRUE" for any of the foregoing
commercial real estate, hire an attorney who regularlyScenarios
represents commercial real estate buyers.STOP!
Years ago I stopped handling residential real estateThe Quiz is over.
transactions. As an active commercial real estatePlease find a quite place to reflect upon your life and
attorney, even I hire residential real estate counselconsider whether the decisions you make
for my own home purchases. I do that becauseconsistently give you the results you desire.
residential real estate practice is fundamentallyIf, on the other hand, you understand that the
different from commercial real estate.answer to each of the foregoing questions is FALSE,
Maybe I do "harp" on the need for competentI am available to help you in Scenario No. 3.
counsel experienced in commercial real estateFor Scenario No. 2, you should follow your
transactions. I genuinely believe it. I believe it issister-in-law's suggestion and contact her eye
essential. I believe if you are going to invest insurgeon, or some other eye surgeon with equal skill.
commercial real estate, you must apply your criticalFor Scenario No. 1, you are on your own. [But, if you
thinking skills and be smart.answered TRUE for Scenario No. 1, you may be
POP QUIZ: Here's is a simple test of YOUR criticalFOREVER on you own.]
thinking skills:Investing in commercial real estate can be profitable
Please read the following Scenarios and answer theand rewarding - but it requires good critical thinking
questions TRUE or FALSE:skills and competent counsel.
Scenario No. 1: It's Valentine's Day. You are in hotYou have a have a brain. It is strongly recommended
pursuit of the love of your life. A few weeks ago,that you use it.
she confided in you that all she ever dreamed of for