| You've been plucked, peeled, waxed, and | | | | men exist and want a lasting relationship. Stop |
| liposuctioned, and yet you have zero men to show | | | | watching TV shows about people who cheat on one |
| for it. What's worse, your frizzy-haired coworker | | | | another. Stop reading novels that perpetuate the |
| who doesn't even know how to apply eyeliner | | | | myth that you need a man, but the good ones are all |
| correctly just met a guy, and she's squealing around | | | | gone. Stop hanging out with other women who harp |
| the office with near-delirium. | | | | about their man disasters. In other words, cease |
| Why is it that some girls captivate men, even if | | | | allowing yourself to be brainwashed. |
| they're not thin or particularly attractive? What can | | | | Treat every man you meet as a unique human being. |
| you do to get in on some delirium of your own? | | | | Smile at him. Be interested in him instead of his |
| Before you submit to one more Brazilian bikini wax, | | | | material possessions. Drop preconceived notions, look |
| here are three tips: | | | | him in the eye, and listen closely when he speaks. |
| Like yourself. If you find yourself comparing yourself | | | | Some men will not be worth getting to know any |
| to models, celebrities, or the woman who cleans your | | | | better, but some of them definitely will. Find out |
| Dalmatian's teeth, you don't like yourself enough. If | | | | who's who. |
| you think the way you look is more important than | | | | Go where the men go. Here are a few ideas: Sports |
| who you are, you do not like yourself enough. | | | | bars, adult ed courses in real estate investing or |
| Healthy, well-adjusted men are attracted to women | | | | finance, Toastmasters meetings, bookstores |
| who like themselves. Losers and abusers are | | | | (especially cafe bookstores), and ski trips. I know a |
| attracted to women who don't. | | | | well-heeled guy who just married a woman he met |
| To facilitate the liking yourself process, repeat the | | | | while he was fishing. |
| following affirmation 30 times a day: "I love and | | | | Get out of the house often. Become a friendly and |
| approve of myself." Keep it up for at least 30 days. | | | | familiar face. Don't expect to meet anybody your |
| Do not discount the importance of this step: Once | | | | first time out. It's possible that you won't even meet |
| your insides change, your outsides will, too. | | | | a guy, but you may meet somebody who knows a |
| Like men. If you believe that all the good men are | | | | guy who'd be perfect for you. |
| taken, that they're congenitally incapable of | | | | These tips may seem too easy to work, but I |
| monogamy, that they all lie, you do not like men. | | | | assure you they do. They're also less painful than a |
| What's more, you know nothing about them at all. | | | | Brazilian bikini wax. |
| Despite what you read in the tabloids, honest, loyal | | | | |